I know that a picture is supposed to be worth a thousand words but let me add a few of my own.
So, here’s what happened. Really.
Martha found this box. And she decided to destroy it. What a mess she made. I didn’t want Mom to get upset so I wanted to put the box back together. I was lying here trying to decide what piece went with what when Dad walked in. I tried to explain that I was going to lick the pieces and glue them together because Martha had made a mess.
He didn’t believe me.
But ask yourself….would this face lie?